Closecall Industries purchases 500 acres of land for $6bn

Closecall Industries has recently pruchased a five-hundred acre area of land on the west coast of the United States a week ago. Specifically, they plan to eventually industrialize the (largely forested) area into an epicenter of technological prowess, hoping to create a so-called “province of innovation” in the state of Washington.

The measure of the natural land that they have bought from the government this past week has raised a number of concerns across environmentalist communities regarding deforestation. The natural greenery across the Pacific coast had long been one of the shining gems of that area of the U.S., and anxieties are at an all-time high what the industrialization of such a large area could implicate for its surrounding regions. Nevertheless, Closecall Industries has not yet demonstrated any collateral damage with their advances. They had before been responsible for a wildfire incident on the east coast last year following a laboratory experiment gone wrong, but they have since then been able to cover the environmental losses caused by their mistakes in that regard.

There has been a decent amount of confusion flitting about the journalistic community regarding the leadership of Closecall Industries, as most associate the company with their Capital Executive Officer — often shortened to merely “the Capital” — Angelica Lawson. She is the primary spokesperson and makes the most public appearances on behalf of the corporation, and as such many journalists are using her as the symbol from which they believe to have made all the corporate decisions. While I myself will not take a side on whether this development is necessarily beneficial or otherwise, I do strive for objectivity, so I will put out into the world this helpful resource: that of understanding how Closecall operates internally. While Mrs. Lawson may be the CEO, or Capital, of Closecall Industries, the Capital is assisted by a council of vice-capitals who also contribute to much of the decision-making. The vice-capitals of Closecall Industries are listed below:

Lenny Letchings — the very image of an ambitious businessman, Mr. Letchings is highly responsible for much of the advertising and motivation inside and outside of the corporation. He constantly pushes the company to be bigger and better, and has written much of the company’s promotional content on newspapers, websites and magazines.

Gula Deavor — a rampant scientist who believes we can do better, Gula Deavor is she who administers Closecall’s current research into creating an infinitely renewable, highly sustainable and instantly producible source of food. She has pioneered the far reaches of chemically engineered foodstuffs and shows no signs of stopping until every province in every country has a way to easily instantly engineer artificial meals.

Ava Rich — formerly a marine biologist, Ava Rich is now the director of finance at Closecall Industries. She focuses on getting the most amount of money for the corporation as possible, and is personally responsible for the accountants employed at Closecall Industries. Fun trivia: her favorite color is red!

Ace Edia — Ace Edia holds a highly esteemed role at Closecall Industries indeed, for he is the universal overseer for most of the projects being employed by the corporation. He is the master of luxuries, making sure every employee is fit and stable to do their job and much of his work is internal; assuring the comfort of all who work in the company. Recently, he has been moved to focus on more particular projects.

Ira Helmer — in Closecall Industries, Mr. Helmer takes on a vital position by managing the construction of laboratories and stations for the company. He is the one who administrates the elimination of natural turf to make way for industrial buildings. Apparently, he is jokingly nicknamed “the Destroyer” within the company for that very reason.

Levia Gloria — the newest member of the vice-capitals at Closecall Industries, Ms. Gloria is in charge of the employment at the group: she is largely the one who personally accepts or rejects wayward spirits that sign on in applications.

On a more personal note, it has come to my attention that much of my articles from the previous year, 2020, seem to have been wiped from my account following a data wipe on the website. I will be trying to restore them soon, starting with the earliest articles written that year. Stay tuned!